Isabel - "How does your fastball compare to other guys?"

But you look so happy in the picture!

My buddy did this once, but only because he was really thirsty and the only thing available was Coors Light.

Seriously? Vanderbilt wins the College World Series and gets no mention on Deadspin, but some guy's dick gets an entire story?

Kinsler downplayed the wave after the game, telling reporters that he was "Just having a good time."

That make the US the gut? Would make sense.

"This phucker will be hearing phrom my lawyers."

Oh, shut up: it was a great match. If you cannot enjoy those incredible saves seen today don't even bother watching soccer.

How good was he?

And the baby isn't the least mature thing in the picture.

By staring into the camera and making a flirty face, at least he got an OkCupid profile picture out of this.

You know who else gave no fucks? The cameramen.

Lost in the greatness of this play was well-executed umpiring. 3rd base ump had to run down the line in case the hit dropped foul. Home plate ump went to cover 3rd, as the play likely would have been there without the Cespedes bobble. But when the throw came home the 1st base ump had come down to cover and make the…

My favourite gun nut is a Smith & Wesson dry-roasted almond.

The Jennifer Lawrence tape would destroy the Obama news. No need to watch a video when you can read a transcript. I've got 2gb of data to use and I'm not using it to hear Obama when I can see what Mystique looks like and what kind of moves she's got.

Of course he had the full attention of everyone in loss prevention until they figured out who he was, then had the full attention of everyone.

It's a tough divide. You have football factories, of course, but does that diminish the experience of a student who actually wants to study hard and earn a degree, and also root for the school team? And vice versa, you have the schools where academics are definitely prioritized (particularly the traditional Ivies…

Dean of English Program: Rashad, did you go to class?
McCants: McCants say I did.
Dean: I...so you DID go to class.
McCants: McCants say yes.
Dean: Well...ok. A+ for use of a 3rd person narrative!