Pretty good tackle, but not perfect. I'd rate it a...

Do you get, like, a practice throw when you do one of these things? I mean, I'd want to check in before the crowd gets there and just give it a few tries, y'know, so I make sure I'm not about to embarrass myself by flinging the ball 10 or 15 feet straight into the grass with my dorky little T-rex arms.

Really gives Wanksta a whole new meaning

Reporter: So, Gronk, how did it feel to dance around like an idiot and talk about boobs on camera?

I hate this part of the game. Grown men walking out to the plate to throw a temper tantrum that is clearly meant for the spectators more than for arguing their point. Other grown men jogging out to a central point to pretend like they are going to fight. David Ortiz and his roid rage going off about some violation of…

"you're severely underestimating a good blowjob. and if a girl doesn't swallow I will not date her. not kidding."

Have you ever had the urge to eat your own shit? Drink urine? Snot? Honestly curious, because I'm dumbfounded.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

I didn't notice at first, but then I was like, "No! No way!" In retrospect, it shouldn't have been that surprising, what with Cameroon 5 singing the anthems.

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I guess it wasn't totally unexpected Donovan was left off, but still feels pretty shocking. The end of an era

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

"Coward."

He doesn't have to like MMA to comment on the article. The point of a comment section is to offer discussion between readers and to give feedback to the author. There's nothing wrong with letting an author know that you didn't like their article or you think the subject is being overexposed. No one ever got better…

There are a bunch of what appear to be raindrops on his right arm. If those are actually tear drops, hoo boy.

Someone should have told the kid the five D's of dodgeball, "Dodge, duck, dip, dive and Dodgers are assholes."

Huh. I expected something a little more clever, maybe a bit funnier, from that particular media outlet.

The hard part is keeping his wife from finding out that they're in an open relationship. Everything else is easy.

It's amusing to listen to someone bullshit themselves for an hour.

Thank you for your self-service.