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Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

I suggest presenting the photo to whichever bodybuilding-Reddit is apt and asking if it’s gyno. A thousand scholars will emerge to have a most elucidating debate.

It’s very likely that the reason the drug test failure was revealed six days after the fight is because that’s when the UFC found out about the drug test failure.

What? Your pecs don’t migrate north during the summer?

Came here to ask what is up with his nipples.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

I never know how to wear those Oxford collars so I just stopped buying them.

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

A fucking GoFundMe for an athlete injured while playing his sport? Does MMA not insure its fighters?

What’s amazing here is that the cops’ reaction is being spurred by the actions of ONE football player. It’s not like the Browns organization said this. But sure, let’s pull police support from a series of major sporting events in Cleveland attended by thousands of people, thus creating a real public safety issue,

No. They aren’t taking his side. At least not anymore than standing up for the KKK’s right to march or the rights of accused murderers and rapists all the rights afforded them by our constitution. As despicable as this image is, he has a right to post it. And the police still need to do their jobs. Can you imagine any

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Burleson’s claims to have witnessed several pile drivers on the Viking’s Sex Party Boat are much more believable.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

Hey!! If you had a cast & it was made entirely of cheddar cheese, would ya eat it? Heck. I know I would.

Can’t believe we have to listen to more complaints about what falls out of the ivy

I’m glad the medics are getting practice to prepare for the flood of Cubs fans that will jump off ledges in October.