Except for the thief — he felt better immediately.

We’re the one team that’s investing in RBs as everyone else looks like Valentine and Winthorp selling off orange futures.

+17" of cuff

Technically, the box is gold with black accents.

Not sure what’s better: your comment or your screen name.

So let me get this straight... I sweat through my work clothes the moment the temperature rises above 75 degrees, but this 400-pound fucker can wear a sportscoat to a baseball game and be completely comfortable?

This was already great, but the “heck” really did it for me.

Actually, I think you’re on to something here...

It’s just an attempt to level the playing field for billionaires that are incapable of hiring competent people and staying out of their way.

From the moment LeBron hit that last free throw, I’ve been dying - dying! - to feel the same way.

I swear I don’t want to be a cynical shitbag. I don’t want to roll my eyes at storylines I knew were coming. I don’t want to gag every time I hear about “The Letter” (which wasn’t written by LeBron, but an army of PR…

In this clip, Holyfield - who took punches from both Tyson and Foreman - says Foreman was the hardest puncher he ever faced, even towards the end of his career.

“It’s one thing to let a $25 million albatross play out every day of his last season on a bad team...”

Hey, it’s happened before:

“Cambodian Breast” wasn’t an option?

+1 safe word

This naming survey is a great idea for the millions of unoriginal assholes who live within 100 miles of Chicago and named their dog “Wrigley”.