Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

Hilarious typo and missed the joke all in one.

Who is sitting next to JR? Did Dellavedova manage to get fat as shit in just 1 week?

WE DIDN’T NEED DURANT AT THE TIME. WE DIDN’T NEED HIM AT ALL.

So pick the future first-ballot Hall of Famer over the guy with glass legs?

So whose career would you prefer to ruin? Jordan’s or Durant’s?

As a Pistons fan I reason that Joe D knew the kind of player he had with Prince and didn’t want him to get buried on the bench with Carmelo or D-Wade taking his minutes. So he purposely took Darko to let Tayshaun flourish and block Reggie Miller in the conference finals. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

7. That Michael and LeBron have exactly as many fucking championships as of Age 31, and that LeBron has been to the finals seven times as opposed to Michael’s three, while LeBron has won more MVPs than Jordan at Age 31.

Things You Will Not See Greys Angrily Defending MJ Mention:

1. That MJ came into the league older, more experienced, more polished, and closer to his prime, rather than taking the now-closed HS route of LeBron

Is it just me or tweeting thinly-veiled racism without editing or punctuation show much education

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

Push-ups! For all of us lazies, who can’t (won’t) get to the gym and don’t have exercise equipment, a regular regimen of push-ups will do a lot for all sexes, body-types. Start with modified push-ups if can’t do a regular one, and just keep doing them most days of the week, and keep adding more reps when you can.

I get what you’re saying, but having a strong strength of schedule across an entire playoff run is not the same thing as having to beat one of the most dominant teams of all time in a single series. The fact that the Hawks and Pistons are complete bozos has no bearing on what LeBron accomplished in the Finals. Michael…

Rings never were not a stupid way to measure greatness. Robert Horry has seven of them. Was he greater than Wilt Chamberlain?

“and Michael never had to do anything with even 75 percent the degree of difficulty that involved.”

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley