Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

A bad take is a bad take, man. I’m happy LeBron won another ring to shove in the face of the Baylesses of the world, but whatever the Cavaliers are, they are not some Carl Spackler out of nowhere Cinderella story.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

Super Bowl 42. Bill Belichick leaving the field early after his team's loss was a forgone conclusion. Close second is the 1999 NCAA Championship game when UCONN beat Duke.

2 things:

The Block was kinda like the equivalent of the helmet-catch. It was the moment, an almost unthinkable play, when the perfect season got wrecked.

As a person born, raised and living in Ohio, but not a fan of Cleveland sports in general, it has been a unique experience watching the Cavs. I’m not even sure I can come up with a comparison to what this means to the people and city of Cleveland. The last 10 seconds between LeBron falling to the court in visible pain…

Poetchesky

Last night was amazing. I went downtown to watch the game. I’ve never been with a more electric crowd and when they won it was louder than any place I’ve ever been.

In my office just outside Akron, OH everyone is smiling this morning. On a Monday morning. What a great day.

vs.

In a literal fight between a bunch of warriors and a bunch of baby cows, who would win? Don’t be so quick to say the group of warriors would do it. The Rock has some pretty big calves. And sometimes, a calf will bite you. Also, why won’t this headache go away? And why does it smell like burning feathers?

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

I would respond like so:

If that’s not the best post on the topic, it’s at least Thai-d.

Nah, it begins by firing up the old eBay account.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.