The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Hard to get on the kid for celebrating. Michaelangeli is, after all, a party dude.

These scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

LeBron IS a flopper, and Draymond Green IS an asshole. They’re both wrong!

I always thought it was the guy who cheap-shotted other dudes in the nuts who was the bitch.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

What do you mean, gone? The WNBA is celebrating its 20th season!

I always built my NBA Live 2005 teams around Stojakovic’s 3-point shooting at small forward. A legend.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

Well, you know how sometimes your wife or girlfriend just won’t stop bugging you...

This smells like a super good burn but unfortunately I actually just don’t get it. Fuck Doug Christie though.

I am certain he could grow a full beard between the first and fourth quarters.

I miss watching the passing of those early-00s Kings teams, it was like an And-1 show when they really had the offense moving.

I’m as dumb as the rapist who’s painted himself as the victim because I made a joke about his intelligence?

I am goose. Life is eagle.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Not to mention the whole idea of a “hometown” discount is a bit preposterous. Miller should give Denver a break because they happened to be the team to which he was assigned (drafted)?

The idea of a hometown discount is one of the dumber things in sports. Imagine you work for a company and they say “Hey, you’ve been here for a while now, so how about you take less money to stay?”

A good football player, unless he’s a quarterback, will only ever see one large contract in his career. They can’t be taking hometown discounts, they need to maximize their earnings because once they get cut for being hurt and or old they will never see a paycheck from the league again.