There was a similar sentiment out there during Shaq’s prime. ‘Take away his freakish size and athleticism and he wouldn’t even be good at basketball!’

Funny how if you’re going to be an annoying fuckstick, you should probably try to actually be right!

Cavs in 9

EDIT: I had no idea that other people don’t say “put that up” in place of “put that away.” I have passed on my parents’ oddity to my children. I regret everything.

No. I live in the SnorthwEast.

Must be a regional thing. I grew up with parents that said stuff like, “Put that car up. It’s time for bed.”

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

The pen in the pocket, the unbuttoned neck button, the color scheme and design of the tie, the color scheme and design of the beard, the woolly caterpillar eyebrows...incredible. I wonder how many miles his Ford Tempo has on it now.

If you run fast enough the bugs can’t catch you.

Let this be a lesson not to put your sports blog commenter heroes on a pedestal.

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I like to get a ball on the fork about the size of a medium-sized dog’s testicle, with about 3 to 4 inches hanging down that you suck in.

Who in the fuck are those guys

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

It’s dunking and it’s not close. I have been playing pick-up basketball since I was 16. The courts I play at are mostly black guys. I have seen plenty of white dudes come through and shoot about as well from distance in pick-up as Curry does in an NBA game. They get some appreciation, but it’s not like people haven’t…

They should be required to wear lots of caps.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

Nice post! I’d like to add two things:

Ali should also be remembered as the primary force that kept boxing alive during the 1960s.

The highly publicized ring deaths of Benny Paret in 1962 and Davey Moore a year later along with highlighted exposure of organized crime’s involvement in the sport, placed boxing in a precarious position. Having the heavyweight…