Holy shit. My little life sucker, I love her so much, always rolls so damn much forward. Her bathroom is going to backwards tonight. Thanks you wise person.

I prefer my adderrall for dancing and fucking

No it is not. Nope. Not at all. No more Gawker means my internet consumption is way down. I need Ashley and the rest of the diaspora to post more!

Gabrielle mocking Trump on theslot makes my gawker withdraw a little more managable

You forgot guns, Republicans love guns

Can you sing me to bed please