That confused me, because don’t they all not have any other jobs?

Tell me about it. I just want a normal, black long-sleeve top. Why is that so hard to find?!

Sorry, by the “nearly everyday of my life”, I meant that because it’s my last name, there are days when I’m not addressed by it (i.e. if I’m spending the weekend with my parents, they’re not saying “Imhotep Smith, do the dishes, etc). I see now how this statement was misleading.

That’s not how this works. Yes, it’s my fathers name. But guess what; that was also *his* father’s name.

I’m queer (90% of the people I sleep with are women), and I go and and off brazilian waxes. I don’t wax for my partners, I wax for me. But I wax for me because I’ve been conditioned to believe that female body hair is unacceptable.

Ah I want to print out your comment and hand it to people on the street.

Wow. Emma Watson is the first British person I can think of who actually sounds British (*very* British) when she sings.

He has such a punchable face.

Serious question: if she was actually deported, how exactly does that work? Do they just drive to the border and leave her there? Or drop her off with the Mexican authorities?

I didn’t read it as Woodley being a bitch, so much as them congratulating her on detaching herself from the hot pile of garbage that is the Divergent franchise.

This is why I am so, so, so happy it failed to work here. Not only because that ploy is bullshit, but the Divergent franchise is unbearably stupid, it deserves a sad, pitiful, unfinished death.

If I were her, I would wear that exact ring just to fuck with people.

Me too! A friend and I went through a phase would literally get together at recess and talk about the holocaust, because we were both reading so much about it.

This perspective makes a lot of sense; definitely taking into account the strongly-held beliefs of Americans in the idea that you “bring yourself up by the bootstraps” and work your way to success.

EXACTLY.

YES.

this article is shallowly written with no depth or nuance to it.

For sure. With his money, he would absolutely get Baron in any custody dispute.

You ROCK. Get out there and smash the patriarchy!!

Thanks for making me laugh then cry.