“It feels like there’s a party in my mouth and everybody’s invited!”

I’m sure this is a modern attorney’s wet-dream. Or nightmare, depending on what side of the courtroom he sits.

No answers yet? I was hoping that someone would have a definitive Yes or No on the question. I also had the fantasy that they should do a “Sportman’s Series” of retro SUV’s with a basic interior that you could just hose out and it wouldn’t be a problem. Jeep could just make ‘em basic and people could keep ‘em like…

I guess that it’s the modern version, but my question (not just for you, but for anyone who might know) is whether the 1972 Wagoneer could be produced today with just a few updates. Could it pass all of the safety standards (it would need airbags and the frame would need to have crumple zones, etc) with that body…

Since the .gif didn’t work, how ‘bout a story tip? Batman got a DUI last night! No, really!

Could Jeep produce this car today? The A-pillar would probably need beefing up to fit in the airbags, but would that be the only change that they’d need to make? I’m talking about body style, not all of the unseen stuff underneath. If they’d do a “Classic Series” or something like that where they’d reproduce beauties…

Does white paint fade? Honest question. I’ve got a black car so I’m sure that my paint has faded too much for me to get rid of the dealership badge that I’ve been meaning to take off for the past 7 years. Although if it did it would give me a good excuse to put on an FIA WRC badge, and it’d probably make my car a…

Most of ‘em are kinda silly (and that’s probably the point) but I like the Duck Hunt ones and could see myself actually wearing those.

This is a ridiculous price, but it’s justifiably worth twice as much as a Cherokee that you’d find for $5k

Ride-hailing companies? I wish that you’d call them what they are—illegal taxi services.

the seat could probably could get a girl pregnant if her skirt was too short

What in the world?!? Is that from a movie?

Is a hardtop standard? Because I didn’t see it as an option with the Classica. When I look at standard features it says “Convertible Roof with Acoustic Headliner” but I don’t know if that means hard or soft?

Damn. I was hoping that the website would have higher resolution pics because I wanted to use the Bugatti one as my desktop background.

All he needs to do is to cash out one Bitcoin from Satoshi’s stash, but apparently he hasn’t even done that, so I doubt that this guy is telling the truth.

Those homosexuals are always hitting on us straight guys. I can’t tell you how many times one of them has sucked my cock just because I was loitering nude in a public men’s room. I’m a polite guy so I don’t tell ‘em that I’m not gay until they’re finished, but those homosexuals are always on the prowl for sex.

That shows the brilliance of the “I don’t recall” defense—if Bush would have used it it still would have been true when he was confronted with the evidence. If Martha Stewart would have used it she wouldn’t have gone to prison, but she’s not powerful enough to get away with lying to the Feds.

Pandemic? I expected some “The Wire” jokes. Too long ago? Don’t you young whippersnappers know about that television program?

It just goes to show that a lot of the time in the business world you rely on old technology. When I was in school I started taking a class on the AS/400 but I dropped it because I thought that there was no way that I would ever need to know how to deal with that antique....so of course the very first job that I took…

No leash and the middle of nowhere is okay, but this lady was dumb. I’ve had a lot of people tell me that they’ve done what you do, so it’s pretty common.