The fact that the republicans chose a Marine Corps Lieutenant as their example leads me to believe that they’re pushing some bullshit. If you’re stuck at Lieutenant in ANY branch of the service for much more than a year you’re not fit for the military and they’re trying to force you out, and I’m guessing that each…

I went to two Bernie rallies in Kansas (well, one was in KC Missouri, but same thing) and I didn’t see anything get confiscated, but I did see a Homeland Security agent pull an alcohol flask out of the purse of a 65-ish year-old woman and he told her she had to take it back to her car.

I think that the fact that they tried to ship it out legally instead of just sticking it inside of a container shows that the current buyer and seller didn’t know that it was stolen.

If these are posted in public men’s rooms it would be amusing to replace them with masturbation instructions like in Fight Club. I’m not saying that I’d do it, but I’d find it amusing.

That reminds me of something I saw on tv once that stuck with me, but I don’t remember what it’s from. The scene is a teen coming down the stairs for dinner or whatever and his dad asks him if he washed his hands, the son says “yes”, the dad asks “with soap?”, and the son says “yes”, and then the dad asks “did you…

Most people don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom, so a LOT of people are either not being taught to do it or they’re choosing not to. I don’t know which is worse, but most people are disgusting so I’m guessing that it’s a choice.

The A/C is also said to be working, Ice cold in fact

We really do need a “Boo, that was a horrible joke” button here at Jalopnik. A thumbs-down would be too much and a star just doesn’t cut it.

That seems like an unnecessarily dickish reply that doesn’t have anything to do with my question. Maybe you woke up in a bad mood, I don’t know. But I specifically mentioned that it couldn’t be used near populated areas but it might be useful when driving from city to city, and are deer strikes a problem in your…

these drivers are better than that.

I wonder if this could help to prevent cars from hitting deer and other large animals? Part of the problem seems to be the “freeze in the headlights” thing, so if they can eliminate that would it help? It couldn’t be used near populated areas, but when you’re driving from city to city in the midwest there’s a lot of…

That’s what always bothers me about people who say that if it wasn’t for the U.S. military we’d all be speaking German or Russian by now. The U.S. has proven how impossible it is to invade and occupy tiny third-world nations, so how could anyone, whether it’s Japan, Germany, or the Soviet Union, actually “win” a war…

We had a gaggle of Mustangs in a parking garage today. And not a single one crashed.

What if I just go around switching them all instead?

My next-door neighbor has a silver convertible 350z and it really is a beautiful car. I’m surprised that the convertible doesn’t get more love around here since everyone loves the Miata so much.

Great cars, and yet another one that’s hard to find in stock condition.

Looks like something that WRX Granny would love! (has she been featured on Jalopnik yet?)

that seems to be an air freshener on the floor in the above pic.

Beater? It’s my only functional car!

I loved those lamps, but the smell of dead moths was horrible...although you’re correct about getting mean-spirited pleasure when those fuckers finally stopped circling the thing and were burned to death.