For the speeds these guys run, NHRA is about 5 years overdue from requiring a front splitter

They are the last true gladiators

Damn that’s horrible looking. The front of that car looks like Kenan Thompson from Saturday Night Live making a funny face, but I can’t find the right picture on Google to illustrate my point.

When these came out I looked down on them as 944 knock-offs (as if I could afford either of them) but as time has gone on I’ve actually grown to like the way that they look more than a 944.

Not only is he still eating with them:

You’re the second person to comment in this thread about no knives or pots in the dishwasher, but I’ve never heard that before. I’m sure that you’re probably right, but I put everything in there and don’t worry about it.

No way! If he had someone to tell him which of his ideas are bad ones he’d never be able to do anything!

He’s by far my favorite Jalop writer. It’s because he’s a pretty entertaining and funny writer, but also because we all know someone like him—a well-intentioned guy who goofs up most of what he does, but every once in a while he can pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Some people don’t like zoos, but they serve an important purpose when it comes to species conservation. For example, there are less than 400 Sumatran tigers left in the wild, but my local zoo has a breeding pair who had triplets a couple of years ago.

I’m not good at tone on the internet.

All of them. All of the shitboxes. A classic shitbox is still a classic, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz.

I’d love to see Mini get into WRC and GRC. I’m more of a GRC fan and it seems like the only cars racing are Fords and VW’s, so ANY new manufacturers would be great.

Pretty sure my comment was a bad joke, but I’ll work on getting better! I promise!

Back in my childhood we only had to worry about the comparatively docile brown Culex

Do mosquitos actually serve a purpose? If there was a button that killed every one of them instantly, would there be any downside?

This study used USB sticks, but is this also true for SD cards and other digital storage? Because even if you wouldn’t take the chance with a USB stick you might with an SD card.

Maybe the newspapers are releasing a little bit at a time to get more clicks and get more people to buy their newspapers? Dumping all the names at once would allow “little” guys to slip between the cracks, so maybe they’re saving the best for last?

Who decides what the noises are? For example, when I ask my two year old niece what sound a dog makes, she’ll make a panting sound instead of a bark.

That’s only because they haven’t gotten to the Americans on the list yet. This is a LONG list, and it will take a long time to reveal all of the people who are breaking the law.

People buy trucks all the time and never do more than haul groceries and kids with them; where’s your outrage article on that?