Because no matter how you want to try to explain this, you’re still as off the line as the Porsche was.

Maybe you could admire that they got away with it, but you can’t admire what they did with it.

I was thinking Chevette stretch limo, but fat Chevette works too.

Damn....I was hoping that Hulk would be storming into the Gawker Media offices on Monday morning in his boots and undies all pissed off and kicking everybody’s asses.

even if Vader does appear to be junk-dropping Tarkin.

I wonder if things will be any different around here with Hulk Hogan in charge? Because they don’t have the money to pay him, so he’ll just take the keys to all the Gawker websites, right?

I can’t afford this car, but seeing it has gotten me looking at used Miatas. I know that I shouldn’t buy one, but there’s a ‘94 with 71k miles for $4,500 that I’m stupidly thinking about buying for a daily driver.

Yeah, but your used cars are CRAZY cheap! I can’t believe how cheap they get cars for on “Wheeler Dealers.”

That reminds me of Larry on “Restoration Garage.” He does that a lot on that show, and I wish that he had his own show where he’d just do whatever he wants to do with cool old cars.

I’m 42 and I like the 60's best because they’re at the crest of “analog” cars, before they were crippled by emissions standards, mileage requirements, crash test standards, and complicated electronics. That was when cars were cars.

That picture is a caption contest dream! You could write a whole book of stories about who and what the people in that picture are, especially the dumbass kid at the left or the kid behind him who looks like a murderer or a gravedigger. So many stories...

I’m not ashamed to admit that I am jealous of you. Very nice collection of cars. I knew that Subaru 360 vans were small, but seeing one next to a mail truck helps illustrate just how tiny they are.

Most Jeep owners don’t use their Jeeps as Jeeps, so why would anyone expect Jeep truck owners to use them as trucks?

I went to a couple of Bernie Sanders rallies when he was in Kansas and I was wondering about these things while I was waiting in line. I doubt that anyone was talking about anything illegal on their phones while in line, but “they” could have monitored calls, texts, and other messaging to see if anyone was politically…

I’d rather spend that kind of dough on problems I made myself

I voted NP, but I don’t like the automatic transmission.

It really is amazing that 100,000 miles is no big deal for a car anymore.

I know, right? Most guys here would pay $4k extra to get pop up headlights and a stick shift as options (it’s easy to say that when you don’t have the money :) ), so NP on those to features alone!

Nice Price! This is by far my favorite generation of Hondas. I had an ‘88 Civic 4 door and it’s still probably my favorite car that I’ve owned, but the Civic, Accord, and Prelude from this generation are all perfect, in my opinion. And you still see a ton of ‘em on the road, so they’re as tough as they are pretty.

You know, the phrase “what the fuck?” gets thrown around too casually these days, but the only thing that you can say about that car is “what the fuck?!?” Any single addition to that car is in poor taste, but all of them together hurt my eyes.