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That car is so pretty that it almost makes me want to work hard and earn enough money to buy one....but I’m a very lazy person, so I’ll have to be content just looking at pictures.

To add another vehicle to the “upright bass measurement system database” I could get one (not mine) in the back of my 2001 Kia Sportage. It almost touched the dashboard, but it fit.

Why do South Korean cars start with a K? Because they started so late?

That’s great point. Since those tires are over $200 each I’m surprised that this isn’t more common.

I completely agree that it’s a great deal for the company making the cars, but for the company rebadging them it’s basically admitting failure. “We can’t make a good car, so would you make one for us?”

Pageviews is the name of the game in online journalism. What we call clickbait they call earning a paycheck.

One seat mounting and fit system for them all

To me it’s basically like trying to capitalize on someone else’s good idea for your gain.

I watched last years’ Mint 400 on Velocity recently and a race like this is one that might be better to watch at a later date rather than live, since so much is going on over such a huge area.

I’ve seen people making fun of Harbor Freight (and recommending them) here on Jalopnik and I always thought that it was an East coast store, but today I decided to Google them to see where the nearest one is, and it turns out there’s one in my town. But it’s in a kinda bad part of town in an old K-Mart building, so

It really does make everything better. Just scroll down the Jalopnik homepage and watch all of the .gifs with that song playing in your head and they all become hilarious. Even the boring helmet .gif gets kinda funny with that song playing!

I had a hard time deciding on my vote and since the poll was at 50-50 when I voted it looks like I was right in the middle. Usually when I vote it’s 80% one way or the other, and this is the first time that I’ve seen it that close (but it’s still early).

That guy could make more money selling those “Make Your Garage Great Again!” flags than he ever will on that car. He’s missing a great business opportunity...or maybe I’m stealing one? :)

I clicked on this article just to see how much this car will cost, but I guess that it’s one of those things that if you need to ask you can’t afford it.

Jerry Seinfeld is super-rich, so why not just open a museum? He could probably get some tax write-offs and tax incentives from wherever he built it and he could keep buying more and more cars. I guess this way there’s a chance that the cars will stay on the road, but I’m sure that most will just go into private

And look at the license plate frame—Ferrari of Denver, and he drives an Alfa in Wichita. This guy could be the dictionary definition of a douchebag.

You have to admit that it does catch your eye a lot more than 9 out of 10 would. Even if you don’t care about cars, seeing such a weird number would probably make a lot of people read at least part of the ad instead of just skipping over it.

I thought that this was going be satire, but apparently North Korea really does have an auto industry. Ya learn somethin’ new every day!

I like the fact that left-lane laggers are being called out.

I think he’s just writing the ‘woe is me’ article because people like misery that’s not theirs.