My next door neighbor made ice cream with one of those when I was little and I’m ashamed to admit that I used to pick up pieces of rock salt out of the gutter and eat them after he dumped out the bucket when the ice cream was done. I still LOVE salt, but it makes me queasy to think about doing that. And like most…

In America we bribe schoolchildren with pizzas to encourage them to read:

Even though I hate the phrase “throwing shade” that’s totally what it looks like that dog is doing to that pile of metal.

We DO have some damned good bread and circuses these days. We’ve got boxed wine, aerosol cheese, American Idol, and the WWE! Top THAT, Rome!

It’s a really, really stressful video—but that’s what makes it so fun! I watched the whole thing and I’ve got a knot in my stomach and I feel lightheaded from hyperventelating.

I hope that your belt breaks on the side of the road somewhere and that I drive by and can offer my spare

I’d never buy a car from myself, I’ve seen the way I drive.

Those are all good suggestions that I hope that he will start using. The “buy a Ferrari for less than a Kia” articles are fun once or twice, but more realism would actually be more entertaining for me.

I complain a lot about cars today all looking alike, but as I look back through the years it seems like car design has always been like that.

I’m shocked that there aren’t any memes about it yet. I was expecting this comment thread to have at least a few, and I’m disappointed.

I can’t star your comment because of whatever update is going on with this place right now, so +1 to you.

Those are all better than the C3PO breakfast cereal from the 1980’s. That stuff was horrible, but I forced myself to eat it because Star Wars.

In the past they’ve waited until June or July to release them on disc.

If that’s true, then I accept my fate.

You should compare almonds to wine grapes or some other small-market crop if you want people to take you seriously, because your comparison to beef is silly.

That’s a misleading comparison, because you get more than beef from a cow. Not to mention that just about everybody likes beef while only a small percentage of the population likes almonds. You should compare almonds to some other unnecessary produce with a niche market if you want to make an apt comparison.

Happy New Year to you too.

White is not a good color on that car. Red would get a NP from me, but white gets a CP.

The Star Wars terrorist one is my favorite so far.