That’s so horribly great that I actually said “Oh, no!” out loud.

What would need to be pixelated?

That really is the only appropriate response to this mess.

Came here for this .gif and now I’m happy.

Cats love bathrooms. It’s weird, but all of the cats that I had growing up and while on my own have loved the bathroom whether people are in there or not. My last cat hated it when I would go into the bathroom and close the door, and he would claw at the door really fast and hard so he shook the door until I would let…

Actually, it’s more like the good guys decided to buy some of their own nannies. Nothing gets laws passed faster than a bribe campaign contribution.

they also put the engine in the back of a Pontiac and called it the “Fiero” and no one would call that exotic.

Exactly. Leather seats suck all of the heat out of your body in the winter and blister your skin with burns in the summer. They look great, but they’re terrible to have.

Why hasn’t it happened already? That’s what I want to know. What secrets are the Japanese government hiding from the rest of the world?

You dumb cocksucker. Uber does not provide a great service—they provide an illegal taxi serivce that ignores the laws of the states where they operate. They’ve been able to bribe their way out of trouble so far, but they’ve still never made a profit, so unless they can get lucky and be the first with autonomous cars…

Is there ANY company in America that’s a bigger shitbag than Uber? Fuck them and everybody who works for them or uses their illegal taxi service.

It’d be great, but the kind of people who would write and pass legislation to help workers aren’t the kind of people who can be bought off. But if you do want to support a Senator like that, Alan Greyson is running for the Senate in Florida and he’s the kind of person who would and has passed legislation to help…

You’re either a teenager who doesn’t know better or you’re trolling, because writing to your representatives doesn’t do a thing. 75% of the time your letter or e-mail is ignored, 22% of the time you’ll get a form letter as a reply, and maybe 3% of the time you’ll get an actual response. Writing letters to politicians…

I thought that Subaru always had their shit together.

That’s a great example of why it’d be great if Jalopnik would have a blog for car selling. No dealers or car flippers, just a place where Jalop readers can try to sell their car to someone who would appreciate it.

Maybe that’s technically true, but not according to the carbuying public. For them, it happened sometime in the very late 80’s or early 90’s, because I remember when I was in grade school in the 80’s the only families who had SUV’s were white trash who had Suburbans or Boy Scout troop leaders who had Cherokees.

99% of the time that’s true for me, but since this one’s food-related it’s got a good chance of making it into that 1%.

Wow! That’s a LOT of useful info! This is getting bookmarked and I’m sure that I’ll come back to it again and again.

Probably tax evasion.

Bitcoin is not circumventing the global banking cartel. Most Bitcoins are owned by investors and speculators and are never used as currency, so the banks don’t have anything to worry about.