Yeah, but you know what they say about things that sound too good to be true. There’s GOT to be something wrong with that car for the price to be so low.

“a very short time ago we all didn’t walk around with reflective vests, pads, and helmets and somehow survived.”

That is child endangerment and that idiot should lose his parental rights.

I’m pretty bummed that the RedBull GRC season is over. I just started watching rallycross this year and I like WRC, but I love how compact the GRC tracks are and how fast-paced the races are.

That seems a couple grand too expensive...but for $5k he’d probably have people fighting over it, so I guess it’s probably a reasonable price.

Yeah, “reportedly” and “allegedly” get WAY over-used these days.

I like it, but it’s a couple grand too much. For $6500 it needs to be a station wagon.

villains of varying demographics

Leprechaun knife fights are the second best kind of knife fight, behind only the superhero monkey knife fight.

“Fire boss Hassim Amrid said...”

Exactly. I’ve never stolen a car, but if I did, the first thing that I would do is change the plates.

“it’s like a family pet. Always faithful and happy to piss fluids all over the carpet at the most inopportune times.”

I love Subaru Brats, but the Baja just doesn’t look right to me. Maybe it’d look better if it was a two door instead of a four door?

Ford is making some great-looking cars these days. The Focus, Fusion, Fiesta, and especially the Mustang. I was a GM fan growing up so it’s sad to see that they’re getting their ass kicked so hard by Ford and Chrysler, but those two companies are killing it right now.

Or, if you’re lazy like me, you can give your dog frozen chicken nuggets as a cool treat on a hot day.

I love how there were so many wonderfully British terms and words in such a short article:

What’s this?

This is a great-looking car, but I think that it would look better if the vents were the same color as the car instead of black.

I wish that there was a Red Bull GRC race every weekend! In my opinion, it’s the most exciting auto racing series that there is right now. I just started watching it and WRC this year and I’m hooked on both of ‘em.