I should watch more Seinfeld standup. I only know him from the tv show, so I'd never heard that bit before.

Where did these recordings come from? I checked their About page but it doesn't say. Was there someone (or multiple people) recording Nickelodeon every single day and saving the VHS tapes?

Would a senior scout do something like this without approval from the front office?

Why does this comment not have more stars?

Watching baseball can be dangerous.

Everybody gets time off for Christmas so that's not what we're talking about. Read what I wrote: "the duration of the vacation makes a big difference." We're not talking about taking a couple of extra days off around a weekend or a holiday that everyone already gets off anyway, we're talking about taking a vacation…

Perfect timing by The Onion:

So you're saying that you "needed a vacation like crazy" after working for 5 months? It doesn't sound like you're a very good employee if you get burned out after working for just 5 months after being unemployed.

NASCAR is a stupid "sport" that needs to be taxed out of existence. It's nothing but a waste of natural resources just so that some brain-dead idiots can watch cars drive around in circles for a few hours.

I guess that I didn't think of someone who was moving immediately from one job to the next, but still, taking a vacation in the first year on the job just doesn't seem right to me. The duration of the vacation makes a big difference in this discussion—taking a Friday and Monday off for a four day weekend is one…

Who makes vacation plans prior to starting a new job?

I think that it's poor form to take a vacation within your first year of employment. And who in the world needs a vacation with less than a year on the job, but it's even crazier to think that anyone would think that it's okay to take a vacation within the first 90 days.

DD's, huh? How YOU doin'?

The fact that some health insurance policies DON'T include mental health coverage is proof that the insurance industry needs new minimum standards or that the government needs to take over the health insurance business, because there's no reason for it NOT to be included with every policy.

He was an expensive player at the most expendable position on the team. His release would have been justified at any point during his career.

Either women are equal to men or they aren't. If a woman starts a fight with a man she should expect the man to fight back. If you don't want to get knocked unconscious, don't start a fight. Seems pretty simple to me.

No headlights. It's always the little things that they pull you over for and THEN they find out that you're a drunk 13 year old floozie out on the town with your fast-assed friends.

Articles like this are nice, because I wasn't aware that my state had one distillery, much less three. My dad is from one of the towns and they've always had an industrial alcohol plant (as a kid I hated the smell when we went to visit) but I didn't know about any for drinking purposes, so I'm gonna look for a bottle…

A few days? I assumed that they could just slap on the missiles and they'd be ready to go in a few hours.