Tetris should really be a quadrilogy, no?

The fact that your avatar is no longer yellow is really throwing me off in the comments.

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow

If you go blind, then you know its working.

That’s also because American dealers will move heaven and earth to convince you to leave the showroom with something they already have on the lot instead of the one you were looking for when you walked in. Whether it’s the same model, trim, price, type of vehicle, brand, or is actually the office fax machine is…

Those are side-view mirrors. Your rearview hangs below your sunglasses holder.

I actually was able to get my wife into baseball because of the statistics (she and I are both Data Scientists). We try and think of different methodologies for analysing a players performance for fun on the 3 hour road trips to Arlington when we go down for Rangers games.

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

I’m just impressed someone had the sense to film this in landscape mode.

This whole pedantic discussion on Ford case housings is why I come to Jalopnik. Beyond me, but utterly fascinating.

Wait, would we have known about this if we followed him on Twitter?

Be careful of how quickly you push your shopping cart around the grocery store, it might end up with a red-and-blue vinyl wrap and camera mounts.

This isn’t euthanasia, this is euthanaustralia.

Or just “Two Genesis G90s.”

So what you’re saying is, the Resistance is futile?

I’m waiting to hear James Earl Jones call her “Snips.”

It’s as if you didn’t take the time to actually read the article...

It’s horrible when people (like Kevin) blames a fan trying to catch a foul ball (Steve Bartman) when the game was lost AFTERWARDS by Dusty Baker, who sort of stared into space while his starter and team unraveled. Fans reach for foul balls. And managers are suppose to manage. Especially in the biggest game in…

R.I.P. Stephen Strasburg’s right arm, 1988-Sometime in the Fall of 2016