Why do you need a speaker? I’m watching GIFs and i SWEAR I can hear the music.

Blasphemy! I’ve always loved these.

As a Cubs fan I of course want them to win. But more than anything, please please please don’t let the Cardinals win.

Recently found an iomega Zip drive in a box in my closet.

I only see three....

The hell they’re not.

The last cool van ever made. Packed with big ol’ V8 power, packed with more gadgets than every James Bond car ever made, could float on water (sometimes), could fly (sometimes), packed with alien technology, and could seat 8. Plus, DIG THAT SPOILER!!! It was total Fast and Furious a decade early.

Pontiac LeMans. Never been to LeMans.

Why does Dyrcz give a shit anyway? It’s not like the prize pack contains another vowel.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

Did anybody see a low-flying pelican in the area?

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

I can't wait for the "gritty reboot" of these.

Could we just send both after the people that voted for Tortilla Chips vs. Nacho Cheese Doritos as the final in the Super Bowl Snack tournament?

Now that my kids are out of the waking-in-the-middle-of-the-night ages, they're the best sleep-aids I've got. By the time they go to bed, I'm sleepy enough to nod off in the middle of a friggin' skydive.

There's this runway in Russia where you have to run to the airplane while dozens of guards and giant turrets shoot at you. One the plus side there is a courtesy tank you take.

Im just waiting for Randall Munroe to make a comic, so i can understand.

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

I've purchased working microwaves that provided me with years of sustenance for the same amount of money that it costs to park an automobile in Washington, D.C., for one night.