So the line of thinking is that if you can become a head coach in the NFL, and it proves disastrous, you can reasonably expect one more chance to succeed; you just have to be damn sure it’s the right chance because if you fail again then you’re done for good.

And even if it doesn’t, your best case scenario is that you now have a fully functional AMC Gremlin. Congratulations?

“We’ll give you twice the sardines we gave Jimmy T.”

jeez. that’s really upsetting, people truly are the worst.

How is this anything but the rarest of rarities? What the hell, humanity? Seriously.

Notice he wasn’t charged with destruction of property.

Police: “Urine a lot of trouble, mister!”

Talk about being really disappointed with Fallout 4.

So..no one ?

This shit is why I don’t have faith in humanity anymore. Seriously. Most people will have their faith in humanity ‘renewed’ by things, I just regularly have my lack of faith secured over and over again. By shit just like this. Fuck whoever did this, seriously, fuck them right in the skull, skull fuck them, and then…

Excellent and eloquent spoiler-free review. Thanks, Evan! Now to avoid the rest of the internet for the rest of the week...

Glad you gave it a glowing reccomendation. Also glad you did it without spoilers. Kudos.

Anyway, like I said, I lather while I floss. I pee, too. See, I can do three things at once.

NO. Because I am dainty and delicate and demure and would never even HINT at such things. Whilst YOU, sir, are a filthy English kkkkkniggot! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

And the best part is, you can be done by lunchtime!

This is insanity. 1) Your cafeteria sells it. I'm assuming only adults work in your office building. If the cafeteria is selling it it must be in high enough demand to warrant it, and therefore not that unusual. 2) Please tell me the name of the company that has a CEO which would let a (non-alcoholic)beverage choice…

Wat da fuq kinda joyless place do you work in? I'm 33 and if chocolate milk is an option, I'm getting some. What a weird fucking thing to be concerned about.

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

"No, I am your adoptive father."

I'm female and occasionally shave my legs with a safety razor like the one pictured above. If I can do my legs with no issues, I can't think that shaving your face is that much more difficult (thankfully, I do not have any need to shave my face, so I can't speak from personal. Heh). It was the cost of regular razor…