Counterpoint: Fuck FSU

Bullshit. Couldn’t have happened to a better team. Fuck Jimbo. Fuck Jameis. Fuck the Tallahassee PD. Fuck shoplifted crabs. And Fuck FSU.

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.

Sherman burned it first.

Beyond being a fantastic speech, it serves to remind us all that funding women’s professional sports such as the WNBA is very, very important for our young women. By sharing a minuscule amount of their absurd profits, the NBA is performing a valuable, yet subtle, public service.

Duh. That’s why you go at night.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

Well, he’s more on the business side... wait, he never ran a business. Uhh... well, for legal questions... wait, he doesn’t have a law degree. Umm... well, you see...

They may win a few. They may win a lot. But they’ll never wijnaldum like The Invincibles did.

So good he’s already planning his acrimonious departure from Barcelona.

Somehow, Arsenal will end up playing either Bayern or Barca in the R16. Just trust me on that one.

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

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Qualifying for the UCL is good way to get people to Qarabout your team.

quality response

I’m used to being overlooked, but this one really hurts. At least that’s my initial reaction.

Looks like somebody failed to pass the bar this morning.

Why do you have to drag Billy Ripken into this, fuck face?

Man U should look out.

damn this fact all to hell!!