Alternatively, Qatar has several thousand “volunteer construction enthusiasts” that will be available.

Wrong. He didn’t have a reciept so Lavar didn’t give him his money back.

Are we sure this isn’t a replay from last year, everything they say at the top sounds like it is being said in summer 2016. They imply Lynch was on the team the previous year and that the team started off slow the previous year. Both those things were true last summer, but not this summer.

His perseverance will pay off big time when he gets that 300th win in 4103.

This deal actually makes a lot of sense (if you ignore the different types of allocation cash), bottom line the allocation money lets Kansas City go over the salary cap. Sporting KC has a lot of holes in its roster, particularly at defense; the various types of allocation cash allows them to(theoretically) spend a…

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Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

Alas, they have nothing to show for it.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

“Don’t mind if I do....”

As an Arsenal supporter, I feel like George Costanza arguing with Jerry about the marriage pact.

One of America’s greatest heroes.

I will never not star a General William Tecumseh Sherman reference.

“So was the South, but I fixed that”

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

RM were, as they say, streets ahead of Athleti in this match. Barely a contest. If Benzema had any sort of form it could have been 5 or 6 to nil.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Looks like whoever made this trade/pick is a Packers fan too.