One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

If you wanted a quote, Billy, all you had to do was ask.

I too have about $200 in equity. Celebrities, they’re just like us!

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

I just feel sad hearing this.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I don’t think I like these apples at all.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Producer: Good God!

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Holy shit mate give it a rest.

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

You mean the “money” in the concussion “fund?”

Goodell must be a master negotiator to get $40M for persuading TV networks to air professional football games.

Should have stayed in the box and let it come to him. Why did he have to gopher it?

“99% of athletes go pro in something besides sports,”

Alternative headline:

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”