I truly needed that calm Brit to politely guide me through the proceedings. Let’s all be thankful El Niño is stable, and that Ray Hudson wasn’t doing the color commentary (“...a tragisteeeeerial collision!”).

Might as well finish what Sherman started, right?

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

It seems like once every 200 years this kind of play happens, such as back in 1976 when North Dakota State lost a game when a ball bounced off a player’s shoe and went into their own basket.

Canucks seem to have enough trouble with their imaginary rivals. I can’t imagine the team holding up under the pressure of a real one.

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

You’ve got to be happy the UTEP men broke their losing streak. Finally a ray of sunlight in their otherwise dark, pitch black world.

Obligatory...

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

“Get on the bus, Gus”

Can’t wait to see Joe Smith III take on Hopkins in 2030

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Have you ever considered introducing yourself over the phone as “Sargent, Jordan?”

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Can we just stop the anthem at sporting events? I mean maybe championship games or something but come on. It’s so stupid. Plus I would love to see the outpouring of vitriol from people who truly do base their lives on the anthem, and hold it sacrosanct.

“Better to remain silent and thought a fool then open one’s mouth and remove all doubt

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

This is not a very good bear.