And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Ah! My eyes! It’s just like gazing into something really bright!

But really, how many kinds of toilets are there? You’ve got ass, piss, vomit, and doggie drinking bowl.

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

LOLOLOLOL

Based on their respective histories, I think it’s fair to say that Bill Callahan the critically revered singer-songwriter would do just as good a job coaching the Skins as Bill Callahan the Football Man, if not a better one.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

RIP Mrs Bojankles

The way Young orchestrated his career makes his argument hypocritical bullshit, and nothing more.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

So it’s essentially heritage, not hate? No wonder the Republicans fell in love with Russia.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

damn this is a horribly stupid comment. 

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.