Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

It’s nice when a story has something for everybody.

I love it whenever I watch Rick Bayless grill stuff. Grilling his brother would probably be no different.

I would watch this show if Rick Bayless cohosted 1 day a week to drag Skip about how he never beat him in anything during their childhood and therefore he knows nothing about winning.

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

If a taek drops on the FS1 and no one is tuned in to hear it, does it still really matter?

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Could he BE any more fired?

An Hour! I hope Whitlock gets a meal break.

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

I don’t necessarily disagree with Johnson. There’s obviously some climate issues happening at UWM with Jeter’s exit. :\ BUT, for someone who’s been at the university for such a long time, he doesn’t seem to know much about the hiring process. Search and Screen Committees, who hire these administrators, are comprised…

He would have dropped his second green jacket on the day.

We can make fun of him all we want, but tomorrow morning he’s going to wake up living in Tahiti.

So tell me again why the U.S. doesn't excel at soccer?

The problem below market at a certain point is that if you buy a ticket in a very premium location and pay a substantial amount of money. It’s not that we don’t want that fan to sell it, but that fan is sitting there having paid a substantial amount of money for a ticket and [another] fan picks it up for a…