Your juvenile chauvinism, however, makes you attractive to 0% of women, gay men and horny sheep.

Agree totally... great example re: the likeability:

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

A Ligue Of Their Own

John Scott should have held the cheque a little higher.

Greatest turf on show.

It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

Thanks for your thoughts and memories, SCfMA. You’re a great writer. I love this. I, too, was in West Texas for a few years in the 1980s, and the two revelations were the greatness of the high school football and the awfulness of the dust storms. Outside of fall Fridays, life there was a mix of a Steinbeck novel and…

I attended Permian High School a long time before the FNL book, movie or TV series, none I which I have watched/read because it would likely bring back unhappy family memories. It really is weird to read about the football team and see that field sign, which was there in an earlier incarnation. Odessa High School was…

Here you are, my friend. Good call

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

“according to The Secret Footballer, Cesc Fàbregas is leading a “mini-revolt” against Mourinho”

I freaking love immigrants. We need more of them, not less.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Be careful what you wish for Deadspin, I see a Boston sort of fandom coming on if the Cubs pull this off. Somebody please, please beat them...

Fuck.

Leo is clearly also better at making you think he’s not arrogant and plastic, besting CR7 once again!