[lowers chair the old-fashion way]

For Vidal, every day is Oktoberfest.

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

The important thing is that Fiscally Conservative Regular Guy’s Hero Scott Walker signed a bill throwing $250 million at the Bucks and they can still leave Milwaukee.

In a just world he would be the world leader in getting hit by trains;

I'm waiting by my phone. Any second now. They're gonna call. I can sense it.

Judges, football coaches, LEO’s and many politicians in this country all seem to have one thing in common. Not a single clue about the actual real world. Just some made up head canon about what the real world is actually like.

As if football coaches who spend most of their day either in a film room or recruiting, and who make exorbitant salaries to coach semi-pro teenagers know anything about the real world.

Two of them, in fact. Turns out that’s not quite enough motivation for me to get behind turning our schools over to Deion Sanders just yet.

They laughed when the suggestion box had a request for titanium hang-tags. Not so funny now.

I’m just going to repost what I put up last week with some updates:

As an actual Wisconsin citizen, I don’t think I’ve been more pissed off about something in this state in a while. Its one thing to believe that unions need to be destroyed, education needs to be cut, health care needs to be cut and so on. I think you’re a moron for believing it, but whatever. But to cut all of those…

“MLS Commissioner Don Garber Still Thinks A Gerrard-Lampard Midfield Can Work” was also considered as a headline.

This is a simple case of he said, she said, he grabbed, she kneed, he pulled back, she punched, he punched, she pressed charges, he got cut from the team not because it’s the right thing to do or anything like that but because he’s likely 5th on the depth chart and will go play one year of 1-AA then transfer back to…

I dunno, I look at at that photo and all I see is “Not Found”.

Dave Warner: “Where the hell is the guy that was supposed to alert me to impending attacks?”
Dave warner: [lying in a bloody pulp after being beaten by Jerome Townsend]

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.