I actually found a way to get a hard link set up. Steps follow:

Me at the beginning of the article: well this is dumb, if you’re running from a monster train just don’t go near the train tracks

Gyoza until I explode.

I make mine with chicken stock and it’s pretty much the best when you’re not feeling great. Like chicken soup on steroids.

It’s super easy to care and feed an Alligator, especially with all the kids mini-golf attracts.

Make sure to let us know when you’re given consideration for any award.

Ahem, that’s “James Beard-nominated Publisher’s Weekly-starred bestselling cookbook author whackadoodle pseudoscientist”, thank you very much.

Nooooooooooo! You’ll be wringing out the stronger, astringent, tannic acid. Please never do this to your tea. Leave those harsher tannins behind and you’ll have a much better cup of tea and a much better Earl Grey Orangeade.

They could have been making haggis. Sweeny made pies.

Raise you a Dumpling Gun.

I mean, this must be about the guy who preyed on underage girls, right? Or maybe about his colleague, who sided with him when victims came forward?

I respect her for the utter lack of bullshit in what she’s putting out there. Zero regard for what any number of dirtbags might have to say about it. She’s right to take him to task for what he said and did. And she’s right about what he needs to do. That’s it. That’s all.

To paraphrase Hank Hill: “You’re not making exploitative capitalism better. You’re making Aspergers worse!”

It should make anyone sick, because he’s using his wealth to force himself into a comedy forum, on a public stage, then leads with an announcement of his condition, which is almost entirely designed to prevent any serious commentary on his above use of wealth to force himself into another space. 

Yes.  Courtney is great and I only want them to have the best in life.

You figured out the multi-layered conspiracy. Great homework, gumshoe! Maybe we should form some kind of group dedicated to this exposé of deep journalistic corruption. Call it... GamerFence.

But it is ALSO the three note motif of the iconic song “Maria” from West Side Story!

By your logic, your ex is allowed to sell any nudes they might have acquired from you over the course of your relationship.  Thankfully, the law doesn’t take this view, as Meghan’s copyright argument is the same tactic people use to get revenge porn taken down.

Oh my god I am shaking my head on this one. I think David Hogg pretty much sums it up here: