Bad Blood without Lamar’s verses is absolutely unlistenable.

That is a pretty idiotic thing to say. They have different beginnings and Taylor Swift has always been a songwriter while Perry has not. Swift writes from a mostly traditional county base with the traditional C-G-Am-F progession and has shown great lyrical prowess since young. She has very, very good songs. “You call…

I just comes down to Swift having fun, guilty-pleasure songs. Katy Perry tries too hard and her songs are increasingly bland. Not all pop music is the same.

That’s most likely why, saying Taylor swift and Katy Perry are the same is just as idiotic as saying Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are the same. You have to like not know anything about either one to think that

Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

Maybe Kevin couldn’t wait.

Yeah. Jeezy creezy, that letter was cringe worthy.

True, it is hard to discern the motivations of fictional straw monsters conjured by MRA assholes.

Hmmm, my keen human insight senses tell me you are upset about something, but I am unsure as to what... Have I offended you previously or are you a new customer?

I treat her very well, I give her preference in nearly everything, and am chivalrous (not just an act) every single day. She makes me very happy, and is very sweet, beautiful, smart and loveable.

Maybe I missed it, but i feel like more could be done to remind the first dude that his wife’s orgasms are about her, not him.

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

That is clearly Zapdos.

It’s clearly Balereon the Dread, people. The largest dragon of Aegon the Conqueror.

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

For a few reasons, but a couple of the more prominent are (1) that like Pharrell, RuPaul is of the “new black” school of thinking in which all problems black people face today are primarily of their own doing, and it’s up to the individual to overcome those disadvantages they were born with, and (2) he’s also one of…

Cucumbers are better anyway. This rapscallion should be lauded and rewarded for replacing their shitty zucchini with a delicious cucumber. If there’s security footage, I hope somebody leeks it so we can all know who this American hero is.

I like it as a progression.

Be fair, he puts an anise-mace rub on his chicken breasts before boiling them.

You had me up until ‘cilantro sucks’. You Philistine.