If he does indeed profit I hope he decides to buy a tiger and the tiger decides to eat him.

Your daughter is a fucking hero.

Fucking hell mate! The same damn thing happened to me! I would always feel like I was giving an interview. Shit people, ask ME something! Show some interest!

Usually about...now:

“ooh, a psycho brown person. a chance for me to fly my racist scumbag flag!”

The WNBA is having good year, League Pass subscriptions are up and viewership and attendance are trending up since 2016. While the numbers pale in comparison to the NBA, it will help having the teams in NBA Live. This is the best time to have WNBA in a game ever, old stars like Taurasi, Maya Moore and Bird are still…

Me in 2010: why would they bother

It’s actually seeing the highest numbers in attendance, merchandise sales and tv viewership in league history.

I mean it’ll only be a realistic experience if the game stops every so often and an out of shape dude waddles on to tell you all about how women have physical limitations and how woman’s sport “is just like, not as exciting as men’s sports”

It’s a lot like a normal marriage, but with the opposite electrical charge. If an anti-marriage touches a marriage, then they both vanish in an energetic reaction that emits the same amount of energy as contained in both marriages. They’re rare, but extremely dangerous.

All I see when I see that top picture and the article quotes is the “family values” evangelical from Parks and Rec.

Hi. Black-ish. Scandal. Grey’s Anatomy. How To Get Away With Murder. Bye.

The Good Wife was the only reason to ever turn on CBS.

Yep. It’s official. I am old as fuck.

As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,…

Me, reading this:

Nah. I don’t buy that one second. If that was true, people wouldn’t be so furiously pissed off when a narrative doesn’t end the way they want it to.

“For now, the women are using their aggressive positivity to float above the negative press”

Because sometimes when a deadstocked piece of unlicensed My Cousin Vinny merchandise and an drunkass garter snake love each over very much...

and then an alien killed it and wore its skin.