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What amazes me are people who keep texting me late at night, despite me not answering or even reading their texts until the next morning. Maybe...read a book? Watch some streaming; Netflix isn’t that expensive. Turn off the light and be alone with your thoughts.

“I don’t care about social norms, people sleeping, or anything else ‘cause technology.”

Do not ever put up with old man disgusting behavior.

Crazy Ex-Grillfriend?

“Working on more adult acting roles”

Counterpoint: he’s fucking with two people’s emotions, and, yes, it 100% makes him a bad person. Some things are bad. This is one of them.

*receives pink slips*

I once reconnected with an ex because I needed her oven-crisp chicken recipe.

What breed of Horrible do you have to be to want to silence an ICE CREAM TRUCK?

Nah, best Spicey tweet yet was this one:

I know the Tomi Lahren/Jenner head to head is a tough race, but Lahren is the woman who actually said to Noah Trevor’s face: “What did the KKK do?”

Yeah but no one cares what you think and also you should fucking die.

Just like Trump is the embodiment of all Baby Boomers, right?

Hmmmm ... interesting ...

Almost as if there’s a difference between playing a violent video game and threatening violence in real life (even as a joke).

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

Shockingly, when you try for mainstream coverage, you need to deal with mainstream standards. Who would have guessed?

Obama was a man born poor that worked his way into one of the best colleges in the nation on his own merit and then sacrificed the money party that usually comes with that to work as a public servant before running for office.

If it’s such bunk, then why is Trump so worried about it?

Red states equal rural and rural areas are given outsized weight for their votes.