I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

“Diagnosis: Stylish” did make me laugh out loud, so I guess I am part of the problem.

There were some pretty good shows out there when I was in the area. But the traffic. Goddamn. If you didn’t know the side streets, you simply weren’t ever going anywhere.

A sycophantic, ‘self loathing’ remark is not the answer to this argument. You’re perpetuating the bullshit. 

I’m loving all these colorful descriptions of whiteness. You all are hilarious. I’ve never called anyone “mayonnaise boy” before but that’s a particular standout.

Yukon Potato that was peeled 20 minutes ago but has just been sitting there....

Growing up as the whitest person in Hawaii, my nickname in junior high was “shark bait,” because sharks are attracted to white things.

I consider myself more of a mashed potato collection.

I like to ‘class it up’ with “Italian Marble” because you can see my veins through my skin:/

Overcooked pasta.

Rice paper spring roll?

Undercooked pork rinds?

Relevant: Donald Trump or Raw Chicken?

Mayo, grits, egg whites, unripened peach flesh... I could go on and it’s all TERRIBLE lol

Vanilla is dark brown, though. Also it’s an expensive and delicious spice that was discovered by native Mexicans and is primarily grown today in Africa.

i would say i look wrapped in tortillas

Blancmange. Or cream cheese.

You have some Options lol