Not to be a creep, but, uh. Ella Paradis knows what they’re doing. In a stay-in-bed-until-dehydration way. 

Not to be a creep, but, uh. Ella Paradis knows what they’re doing. In a stay-in-bed-until-dehydration way. 

Purely out of curiosity: Are you a Whedon stan who happens to be a shitbird, or are you a bog-standard shitbird who wallows in whatever filth it finds? 

Kai Cole, Whedon’s ex-wife, has said she has C-PTSD from his constant cheating and then gaslighting. Whatever Whedon did on set, I’m pretty sure it involves skeezing on a super slender white girl. 

Mexican and white are not mutually exclusive categories, just like South African and white are not mutually exclusive categories. White people colonized Mexico.

If I recall correctly from my time living in Bethesda, it’s short for “District of the Cuntless”. Is that no longer true? 

Not a solution for the root problem, but can you get a 48 hour supply called in to the basement where you work? At least then you’d have an emergency backup!

Kimchi juice is sacred and scarce in the US. If you’re preserving that precious liquor for jjigae, you can sub 2 tsp gochugaru and 2 tbs Chinkiang (or white wine, in a pinch) vinegar.

This is going to sound heckin’ crazy, but a squirt of cheap yellow mustard in boxed mac and cheese really adds something nice to the flavor. 

Can you do, like, marzipan or bear claws? Because they have almonds and artificial almond extract, usually. 

Hi from Sonora! Our version of the potato and egg sandwich is the potato and egg burro. Giant tortilla filled with scrambies, pan-fried potatoes, Colby (or your regional variant), and love. Drizzle with tomatillo salsa and Amor Picante hot sauce as you go.

Pâté just means paste, though. Which is what this is.

Neat trick my French teacher suggested: When there’s an â, you can usually slap in an “s” to get the English-language version! 

Oh man, you have made my quarantime so much better. Thank you!

You don’t happen to have a link to that documentary, do you? 

Also there is a bunny day dress but no suit? If you wanna wear that dress by all means go ahead, but I think a bunny day tux would have been nice too.

Independent of each other, my fiance and I named our towns after each other’s hometowns.

There was much cooing when we figured it out, it was disgusting.

Topo Chico is really delicious, if you like a very fizzy, semi-mineral taste in your water. It also mostly comes in glass bottles, so it feels luxe and more eco-friendly. I’ve tried to cut down on the Le Croix and Perrier, because the carbon footprint is stupid, but a very cold Topo Chico on a very hot day is manna…

And the women play on fucking astroturf while the men play on grass, so the women are ripping up their bodies more for the same victories.

CSD3 is set in the year 2043 and the world is dealing with global warming, wars, and other bad stuff. So folks, more than ever, need good food.

No, but a flu shot will make your case of the flu milder.

Fewer than half of all Americans have gotten flu shots this year. The flu kills 20,000-65,000 Americans every year. We need to get our own fucking house in order.