It’s actually just Praeger U behind the paywall.

Lol, 99.99 percent of the population. Sounds about white. 

Oh fuck, that’s worse. Australia is even less repentant of its genocide of indigenous people than the US is; they were still stealing Aboriginal children from their families to “civilize” them until the 1970s.

My dog, who seems friendly but who is actually a cat in a dog costume, would bite the ever-living FUCK out of anyone who did this. 

I thought it was fine, just because her skin is unusually luminous and she was sitting down with a fashion magazine. If Bernie does a sit-down with them, I hope they’ll ask what he uses to comb his hair with, possibly a chicken bone?

Lovely greg. I got a brain met six years after diagnosis. Doctors had literally never seen that disease progression before. Then more lung mets. I’m the first person ever to survive that shit.

If my dumb ass can do it, you *certainly* can.

How is Gloria Allred representing the victims not a conflict of interest, after the way Lisa Bloom tried to ratfuck Ronan Farrow during his investigation of Weinstein?

ETA: Bloom is Allred’s daughter. 

You can really tell by the facial hair that he has questionable judgement.

The second East and West Coasters hear the thick accent I can’t seem to shake, they immediately assume I also have difficulty reading.

You must be one of those freaks who experiences positive emotions. Your kind isn’t welcome here.

Well spoken. You know, the kind that calls the police officer “sir” even though it’s his third stop-and-frisk of the day.

Burn it all down, begin anew from ashes and traumatized survivors. 

Galaxy brain time: The real scam is motherhood itself. 

I’m trying to imagine any scenario where Fallon is bringing talent to the table. Hm. Giggling contest? 

I think he’d be OK as a featured player on Saturday Night Live?

Fucking hell.

Ethically, if you’re a gyn faced with a lunatic parent like this, is it a better choice to:

A: Explain that this isn’t how hymens work and “virginity” doesn’t have any real meaning in medicine, or
B: Tell him “Yes sirree, that freshness seal is still intact, nothing to worry about here!”

I feel like B is grosser but…

And God DAMN but he looks like Jack McBrayer.

I went back recently and it’s a little less depressing than it used to be! There’s Korean food and craft beer now.

I’m continually having to tell people “No, I didn’t understand your 90s pop culture reference. I grew up in Oakhurst, all we had for pop culture was the classic rock radio station and Bible study and the…

My parents went for a postprandial hike, and my stepmother had an aortic dissection and died, twenty minutes from help.

Our new Thanksgiving tradition is to drink brown liquors and cry.