Megan fucking owns. I hope she’s doing massive bong rips right now. 

The craggy bits catch sauce. It’s a technique also used in glorious Sichuan hot garlic cucumbers.

It’s not the best of taste to include the mixtape image here. Brophy’s pretty close to perceiving it as revenge porn.

Hah! I also typed calarmari in another comment. Sic semper tyrannis.  

It’s not that they’re high, it’s that they don’t make any sense. Calarmari costs the same as a shot of Bombay Sapphire costs the same as Glenlivet 12?

Seriously y’all have to check out this menu, I actually went back to it because I couldn’t shake how irritated I was the first time. The food is from 1996, the formatting is bad (and I’m looking at it on a desktop!), the spelling is Dan Quale-tier embarrassing, the pricing was set by a lunatic, and the kerning is…

...orange cream sauce? On fish?

So it’s like sweet *and* dairy on seafood?

It’s not listed on SUR’s online menu, but if their kitchen is as incompetent as their CSS I’d believe the poisoning story. 

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

If I were her, I’d be binging on everything I think I’d miss in prison, so In-N-Out makes sense. 

Have you considered getting a tatami mat and just sleeping on the floor?

We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter

If I were this rich, I would demand to be brought everywhere by Pullman car. Luxurious as fuck and a ready-baked excuse for not responding to email. 

Lol. Those of us — most of us — who have been victimized by entitled white men don’t give too many shits about whether you find our rhetoric “helpful,” you sad walnut. 

Props to that alligator climbing the fence for being more ambitious than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

avoiding acknowledging the fact that he is accused, among other things, of rubbing his erect penis against a colleague’s leg.

The Boys is an Amazon Prime original series about superheroes breaking bad that I found myself enjoying recently against my own personal expectations

Do you have an alternative to Cancel Culture? I’d love a way to explain our current cultural shitshow that doesn’t involve rape.

I would watch the ever-living shit out of that. 

Oh dear God, you think Morgana was worse than Teddie? At least I never had to sit through a four minute cutscene about how cute Morgana was while he stared at tits.