I was reared to have a sense of humour about my lineage. And I will. Always.

I wanna Jaffa cake so bad. It think it would book-end nicely with the Black & White cookie I got in NYC.

They might have changed it for localization purposes? Have you had a Half-Moon pie? It should taste pretty much the same as that.

We Scots sometimes leave a bit of chips for leftovers and eat ‘em cold the next day.

I hope Kotaku has a health plan that covers angioplasties.

I suppose they could always relocate people into those wonderful Potemkin towns.

Oh, wait...

Add two more modules. One for a bathroom, including a shower, and another for a small water heater and some sort of plumbing/filtration system. How would one shower in the woods?

Fucking good.

That’s pride fucking with you. Because we’re about to relegated to the ash heap.

Queefer Sutherland?

Neat.

There’s always going to be casualties. If that isn’t a price you’re willing to pay, then change isn’t something you’re after.

WELSHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Exactly. Thank you. I’m getting so fed up with this shit. Oh, look at me now, offended over nothing. I hate our species.

Yeah I can see all twelve. I can also lie like that man’s wife.

God dammit why isn’t this on Steam?!?!?!

See? Obamacare’s not so bad after all.