I was reared to have a sense of humour about my lineage. And I will. Always.

I wanna Jaffa cake so bad. It think it would book-end nicely with the Black & White cookie I got in NYC.

They might have changed it for localization purposes? Have you had a Half-Moon pie? It should taste pretty much the same as that.

We Scots sometimes leave a bit of chips for leftovers and eat ‘em cold the next day.

I hope Kotaku has a health plan that covers angioplasties.

Queefer Sutherland?

Neat.

God dammit why isn’t this on Steam?!?!?!

See? Obamacare’s not so bad after all.

Pulp Fiction?? What part? I think you’re thinking of Kathy Griffin.

Yeah, Thrall can rip out a steel bar window, but he’s got no vertical game. Okay.

Anyone recognize who did his voice? Sounds familiar.

So many cardboard sets... so many memories...

“Uh, make it out to Melllvar... Uh, Melllvar has three Ls.”
“I think I’ve done enough conventions to know how to spell “Melllvar”...

“Honey... get Dr. Cooper on the phone... There’s something wrong with that sperm sample he wanted... No, it’s not the volume this time...”

“Honey... get Dr. Cooper on the phone... There’s something wrong with that sperm sample he wanted... No, it’s not…

Back when we still called it “Electronics Boutique”... Sigh... We sure had a lot more time to say a long name like that, didn’t we? Damn 9/11 changin’ everything...

I vividly remembered two things about that date, one being the release of the DC, but also, that’s when my favourite and the last good (IMO) Final Fantasy game came out. And also, I remember exactly what the cover for EGM was that month: Fluorescent orange with a big Dreamcast swirl.

Yeah, this I can remember, but…

Hank Scorpio?

I think this roast was just like the current presidential campaign. It wasn’t really about roasting Rob Lowe. I mean, why?

It was clear that it was the former. Only a rapist would agree with the rapist on screen, since, clearly, the guy was a rapist.