Ah, muffins.

I have to sleep with headphones - not buds, mind, headphones - with a loop of white noise.

Nothing short of a coma would block out the hammering of renovators I’ve been dealing with in my building the last two months... But I want these, very, very much.

I have to sleep with headphones - not buds, mind, headphones - with a loop of white noise.

Nothing short of a coma…

Spagett!

Brief, and covering the walls.
Nah, but seriously, he was right though, ‘bout the whole “better to burn out than fade away” stuff.

He might have had more fun had his friends invited him in the house. Probably is boring to watch from the bushes bud-dum...

They need a whole ‘nother yea—... Okay, fine, whatever. I’ll try and be patient, but FYI, I’ve never been good at that...

It’s just an anthem. Personally, as a Canadian, I’d prefer ours be:

Yeah, someone, somewhere, is about to get triggered.

Ass, gas or grass, that thing still has grass on its ass.

Handsome fella, ain’t he?

I was reared to have a sense of humour about my lineage. And I will. Always.

I wanna Jaffa cake so bad. It think it would book-end nicely with the Black & White cookie I got in NYC.

They might have changed it for localization purposes? Have you had a Half-Moon pie? It should taste pretty much the same as that.

We Scots sometimes leave a bit of chips for leftovers and eat ‘em cold the next day.

I hope Kotaku has a health plan that covers angioplasties.

Queefer Sutherland?

Neat.

God dammit why isn’t this on Steam?!?!?!

See? Obamacare’s not so bad after all.