Pulp Fiction?? What part? I think you’re thinking of Kathy Griffin.

Yeah, Thrall can rip out a steel bar window, but he’s got no vertical game. Okay.

Anyone recognize who did his voice? Sounds familiar.

So many cardboard sets... so many memories...

“Uh, make it out to Melllvar... Uh, Melllvar has three Ls.”
“I think I’ve done enough conventions to know how to spell “Melllvar”...

“Honey... get Dr. Cooper on the phone... There’s something wrong with that sperm sample he wanted... No, it’s not the volume this time...”

“Honey... get Dr. Cooper on the phone... There’s something wrong with that sperm sample he wanted... No, it’s not…

Back when we still called it “Electronics Boutique”... Sigh... We sure had a lot more time to say a long name like that, didn’t we? Damn 9/11 changin’ everything...

I vividly remembered two things about that date, one being the release of the DC, but also, that’s when my favourite and the last good (IMO) Final Fantasy game came out. And also, I remember exactly what the cover for EGM was that month: Fluorescent orange with a big Dreamcast swirl.

Yeah, this I can remember, but…

Hank Scorpio?

I think this roast was just like the current presidential campaign. It wasn’t really about roasting Rob Lowe. I mean, why?

It was clear that it was the former. Only a rapist would agree with the rapist on screen, since, clearly, the guy was a rapist.

Luckily, you don’t have to even bother watching it anymore since pretty much all the plot points are up there.

This... this was movie in the 90s, right? Fuck, I can’t remember the name...

Sheesh. What a cunt.

That’s not the point of a roast, Jewel.

I imagine it would be like when Tom Hanks tries to eat the crab he cooked in Castaway.

I only saw Rob Riggle roast her and just about died. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

Loved how he gave like a Cliff Notes version of each of his jokes after telling one, too.

Plus, it gives those ex-Gawkers somethin’ to do between blog jobs, I bet, because sued.

I’m just here to say that I think Chew is a strange last name.
Sucks about the paralysis, though.

Well... how about thinking it like this: we use cameras (or in this case, PrtScn) to take pictures of the world (in this case, video game worlds) which was created after a very looooooooong series of events starting with the Big Bang (because I don’t believe in a divine “creator”, which in this article’s case would be…