Luckily, you don’t have to even bother watching it anymore since pretty much all the plot points are up there.

This... this was movie in the 90s, right? Fuck, I can’t remember the name...

Sheesh. What a cunt.

That’s not the point of a roast, Jewel.

I imagine it would be like when Tom Hanks tries to eat the crab he cooked in Castaway.

I only saw Rob Riggle roast her and just about died. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

Loved how he gave like a Cliff Notes version of each of his jokes after telling one, too.

Plus, it gives those ex-Gawkers somethin’ to do between blog jobs, I bet, because sued.

I’m just here to say that I think Chew is a strange last name.
Sucks about the paralysis, though.

Well... how about thinking it like this: we use cameras (or in this case, PrtScn) to take pictures of the world (in this case, video game worlds) which was created after a very looooooooong series of events starting with the Big Bang (because I don’t believe in a divine “creator”, which in this article’s case would be…