Nah, it's bad. It's the place you go to if you live in a restaurant desert. Better than a diner, but almost any non chain bar and grille can easily outperform it. Even when I went to college in Rochester, NY, there were always better options. And Rochester is known for it's disgusting garbage plates, so it's not…

I never really thought about it, but yeah, I guess that is the theme to The Lion King. Circle of life my ass. They're eating you. Don't just give them that.

I pay for cable netflix and prime. If something isn't on that I'm going to the pirate bay.

But do not watch it in a theater with established fans. Good God, I can't think of a more annoying hell than people shouting out their best zingers while I'm trying to watch something I already enjoy on my own.

I can't tell you whether you'll like it or not. Personally, I typically have no tolerance for "so bad it's good" movies, but I absolutely love The Room (and Troll 2), because it makes a legitimate effort at art, but comes off as if an alien had studied humanity closely and did their best impression of a movie. Having…

No matter how good this movie is, it would have been 3x better with John Malkovich as Wiseau.

Idea for a show:
"Awwtism"
Darryl McNabb is a young, highly functional person on the spectrum…who lives with a family of otters.

There will always be minority liberal pockets in Conservative America, and minority conservative pockets in Liberal America. But the problem is that there is no middle ground anymore. There's nothing to compromise on.
Were we to have a split, I would encourage those who identify as liberal in the south and midwest to…

I don't have hulu. While we're at it we can split hulu in half as well.

I'm sure they'll build a sick wall.

God I want this country to break in two so we can just be divorced of this idiocy. It's a bad marriage and I want to see NASCAR America out the door so the adults can try to salvage what's left.

But Sugar Ray does suck. And Mark McGrath is just music's version of Ethan Hawke, who always bothers me for reasons I don't quite understand.

Knew a guy who claimed to love the New Radicals. Just not that song. Of course, dude. I'm sure their other stuff was genius.

Yup. 1997 sucked.

Just ripping off Jimmy Pesto.

I'm sure this time congress will stand up and defy the president.

Wild that the AV Club didn't include The Fifth Element. No Goodwill Hunting, As Good as it Gets, Austin Powers (I think the first one holds up), Wag the Dog. And you're going to celebrate Face/Off but not The Devil's Advocate? I don't know about this list man.

You watched 20 movies on Tuesday?

There are two kinds of people. Those who pretend to like Starship Troopers, and those who realize that something can spoof terrible movies and still end up a terrible movie itself.

I'm so excited about the kinja switch. You guys are really going to like my stuff.