The headline made me think he was peeing on his own family. So this was better than that. I suppose.

Meh. The first one is kind of slow if you're a 9 year old. Keep in mind we weren't drowning in fanboy hype. I grew to appreciate it for what it was, but most of the kids in my hood weren't that fired up about a 10 year old movie.

To tell the truth, I really didn't like Star Wars as a kid (born 1980). It was something my dad liked, but I had no use for it. Don't get me wrong, they're good movies, but I thought they were boring as a kid.
Loved Indiana Jones movies though.

I like Ween, but as a palate cleanser. Or as something to zest up an afternoon. Saying Ween is your favorite band or something that can redeem an entire bad summer, is like saying Mustard is your favorite food.

Somebody had to write those Friends scripts.

Here's something I didn't think I'd do today. I'm about to defend Insane Clown Posse. Wait. Don't leave. Just hear me out.

If I'm being honest, I never loved King of the Hill. It's alright, but I don't remember an episode that was transcendent or anything. I like Mike Judge, but this is some of his lesser stuff in my opinion.

No. Not a great job, Internet. You can't just do a thing and automatically get congratulated for it. Your cynicism has eaten away at your creativity, and you are not actually applying yourself. This is very lazy. Bad, Internet.

The Wedding Singer
Sunset Boulevard
Half Baked
Hard Rain
Phantoms
Spice World
Deep Rising
Great Expectations
Blues Brothers 2000
Sphere
Palmetto
Dark City
The Big Lebowski
US Marshals
Chairman Of The Board
The Man In The Iron Mask
Primary Colors
Wild Things
Barney's Great Adventure
Lost In Space
My Giant

They could just isolate all of the scenes between TS and Brandi in Mallrats and be done with it.
As for TV my wife watches Mistresses and I'm convinced that Yunjin Kim is the worst actress on the planet.

Among golfers? That doesn't surprise me much.

I know this isn't a sports site, but if you're going to cover one thing the Tyson ear bite doesn't seem like the one that impacted society as much as Tiger Woods winning his first Masters title and making golf a thing for black people. Fuzzy Zoeller's entire career was done in when he made a racist crack at the food…

Look, Fiona, if this world is so terrible, why don't you just go to Mars.

Jet fuel can't burn hot enough to melt Pat's bones.

Look if you want to take Pat away from us, I am totally cool with that. Pat was terrible.

Considering they replaced O'Reilly with Tucker it doesn't seem as though the plan is working out that great to this point.

"Anthony Scaramucci is 'Sucking My Own Cock.' Coming this Fall."

Terry Crews.

So are big breweries openly admitting that their macro beers are not a good product?

Congrats. You've just inspired a bill that would require a photo ID to purchase toilet paper.