Nobody that comments on the AV Club could survive 3 minutes in the Road Warrior. We'd all be raped and killed before the opening credits.

Not this level, but there are models or debutantes who got famous for the same stuff. Paris Hilton tried. There are entire generations of pretty people who got famous for time served at Studio 54 or Andy Warhol's Factory. What did Edie Sedgwick "do"?
If Kim Kardashian is more famous, it's only because the bar for fame…

There's nothing to really hate. It's not as if Kim Kardashian vanishing would be the end of empty celebrities.
There will always be a Kim Kardashian.
There will always be a Justin Beiber.
These people are just today's version of something that has always existed. I'm scared of what it'll mean when we can't focus on…

"it’s noted that he reportedly wants to be buried at his course in Bedminster, New Jersey"

Next you're going to tell me the porn star isn't really horny.

It's also stupid to assume that the world itself wouldn't be massively changed with a Confederate State in charge for the past 150 years. Who wins WWII? Did the Confederate States get involved, or become an axis power? Or does WWII even happen without US involvement in WWI? Does communism reign supreme? Who knows?

The thing about alternate history science fiction is that it's not the things that are different that leave an impact. It's the things that mirror what we're currently experiencing.

When I was a teenager my mom would give me crap for watching Bevis and Butthead.

I'm confident that there's a sort of Rule 34 dedicated to complaining. So long as you can imagine people complaining about something, there are already people complaining about it. Maybe Rule >:((

In response the Grammys will now be the Grampys.

Not including what others have listed, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie? It has some jokes. The Simpsons Movie.

Of course they do, and it's good to remain vigilant. I'm just not sure that this is where you want to engage. It's kind of a dumb story.

When I was 9 in 1990 I wrote an essay "AIDS is not our Problem." I swear to God I did that. That was not a great take.

I get what you're saying but this doesn't seem to have the gravity to say "Oh God, we're doing it too." The stakes aren't quite as big as say colluding with the Russians.

I refuse to believe this movie exists. I've been seeing the posters for it, and just assume it's part of a larger spoof on the lack of originality in movies today. I don't know who's going through the trouble of taking the joke to this point, and getting people to review it is a nice touch, but whoever they are,…

Nothing screams patriotism like wearing a soiled American flag with a bunch of crap drawn on it, like a scarf.

Yeah, it made somewhere in between negative $50M to negative $75M.

You know, I realize it makes me sound like a Trump supporting idiot, but I hate reading subtitles at the movies. Because while I could be taking in the visual experience, I've got to keep my eyes focused on the chyron at the bottom of the screen. It's distracting.

We have a long way to go to reach the Hermit Kingdom. There are stages of dictatorships, and we are at best entering the first chamber. Not great, but this is like a hot rookie being told he's trending towards being the next Babe Ruth after a month.

People in official communications are jailed for not crying hard enough when one dies. This is nothing like NK.