Oh no we aren't. We're that true, Colbert would be dead and your whole family would be in prison for your reading this site.

I donated. Donate.

It's still on, but it's boarding a flight for Paris in one hour! Hurry!

Nah, he's boned. Chinese audiences aren't aware of the property. That's just a brutal opening weekend.

$17M against $210M (really $420M if the double for advertising adage holds true) is the kind of thing that gets you murdered, much less ruins your career. This guy's going to be directing Children's movies for 50 years just to repay that debt to the studios.

If Cold War is ended, how you explain Brigitte Nielsen?

So you're the man who killed my dad three years before I was born. You son of a bitch.

Sure. Also there's Blink 182, Our Lady Peace, Audioslave.
The list goes on and on.

His next project was going to involve zombies and stock car racing. Which does sound like something he'd do.

1997-2002 was the worst thing that happened to rock. Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Creed, Nickleback, the absolute nadir of Metallica…let us never speak of that era ever again.

His upcoming Zombie NASCAR movie would have been very good. Sad it'll probably never get created now.

Kind of a crap title. What about "Holden a Sick Manuscript" or "Nah, Screw You, John Lennon"?

I assumed he was abbreviating vociferously.

I'll go this far: I think Affleck's Bruce Wayne was the only good part of BvS. Turns out he's good at playing a prickly rich guy. Who knew? But I don't know if we need another Batman movie.

Everybody is killed by bees

In last place: Any scat.

What if Pepsi ended slavery?

I didn't watch the show, but I felt the Man in the High Castle as a novel was more creative than good.

Doctor Doom is going to roll up his window and drive away.

Hawley is great though.