Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins. After that I start Dune.

"I'm your number one fan."
[Titanic suddenly splits in half]

Springsteen is still pretty great but he is about 10% as good as his fans make him out to be. Old people need to calm down about the boss.

There's too much of the click for more when I do it. There will be one long thread with 800 replies and click to the next. More energy than I ever want to expend.

I don't think they're saying don't try new things. They're saying that he's not as good at being cutting edge. Steven King is fine at what he does, but were he to suddenly branch out into unconventional storytelling, he would be going away from his strength. Some comedians can't do traditional as well as they do…

By the way, I experienced hipster ice cream on a trip to SF eight years ago. I thought they were going to add a touch of savory to my Thai chill lime ice cream, but these maniacs had just made ice cream that tasted like a pepper. It was awful.
Of course there was some nitwit in bicycle spandex telling another nitwit…

I promise you if all ice cream becomes pizza ice cream, I will lose a lot of weight.

Boo ice cream hipsters. Ice cream was fine as it was. We don't need you messing it up.

Dancing sucks. Eating hot wings…now that's where it's at.

I prefer Kinja's. Disqus buries you in threads that go on for miles. Kinja gives you the top few comments with the option to expand or just move along if you don't care about what's being disqussed.

Should be titled The Jaws of Victory, but whatever. So long as I get to watch a snuff video of a famous athlete being eaten by a fish.

Because Aquaman looks the other way when Dolphins do it. #mammalprivledge.

I guess I'll save Costas. Neither of these guys are "bad" at what they do though. Buck seems smug, and I think that's what people don't like, but he does a decent job as a play by play guy. I think most people don't like that he doesn't get overly excited during big plays, but there are a lot of classic announcers…

I like Bob Costas. And Joe Buck was good enough in Brockmire.

Normally, you won't care, but every July, during Pink Eye Week, you'll tune in.

Pet Sounds. I'd have a tougher time if you'd argued Pet Sounds vs the white album (so long as I am allowed to skip past Revolution 9).

I put this movie on and my wife came in and said "What the hell is this garbage," and I had to tell her "No, no, see the cheesy over acting and on the nose overtly fascist dialogue is actually a satirical take on the…hmm, now that you mention it, this movie is pretty bad." She asked me if I wanted to keep watching. I…

I don't think so, Phil.

Beats half of the dishes listed on the AV Club.

Girl has a real footnote fetish.