I have read other DFW pieces and I would probably eat the book given the choice. I find him tiresome.

You may have a memory wipe so that you know you won't like the book but don't know the key details yet, but are held at gunpoint by a shadowy figure who tells you that you're either reading it or eating it. Those are your two choices.

If you could go back in time and tell yourself that you have to either read or eat this novel, which would you choose? You cannot ignore it. One way or another, it's getting consumed.

Wait. I'm confused. I thought all the foods mentioned on the AV Club were supposed to be horrible mistakes. I like brats. Heck, I'm probably going to break out the grill and cook some brats tonight. Brats are good, and this article just reminded me that I haven't had brats in a long time (this is the worst time to…

You are a deeply stupid person. It's already in the goddamn thread. And if anything this is too good for Trump. Mark Anthony's defense of Caesar is powerful and says things that nobody, not even his defenders could say with a straight face.

These guys don't even understand proper usage of the slang 'cuck.'

Why do the Raid movies do much better than any musical or contemporary drama out of Korea? Because nuance is lost in translation but people will always understand punching and kicking.

I would be very interested to see how they could possibly get a person to say any of this about Trump, possibly the world's biggest asshole. http://m.sparknotes.com/nfs…

Not really my thing either. It was a bad era for pop rock.

They had a bunch of songs but tell me the last time you thought about Live? They might be the most forgotten 90's band.

I had the chance to see Live. Didn't feel like buying tickets when they came to my college. I don't have any real regrets.

Totally. But I can see an alternate timeline where they either recycle jokes from the first movie or go the standard superhero sequel route of "gang gets into a fight, breaks up, realises they're stronger together."
I expected this movie to suck and it didn't.

Anything past three and it gets classified as a sexual kink.

"Is comic relief a big part of the formula’s appeal? Too bad, because nothing kills humor like a joke that’s been forced."

Who among us hasn't?

There are easier ways to score mushrooms that make you feel twice as tall, than by going all the way to Japan.

Vlad Putin, Donald Trump, and Buff Bagwell are tasering Goldberg.

I find Bee grating, but I really don't see it with Oliver. He seems alright.

You can't just Jeremy Renner the lead character and think we're all going to come on board, okay Fox? Jack Bauer is 24. No Bauer, no show.

The final full season had a really fun killing sequence. It was really fun when you realized they were about 18 hours in and Jack still hadn't killed anybody. By hour 15 you knew they were just holding on. And then, bam, Bauer goes from agent to the living embodiment of death itself. He just turns into a serial killer…