Wait…am I the only one masturbating to this?

And gay guys. It definitely sounds plausible.

It's definitely worse. It's of course tragic when kids lose a parent, but parents losing a kid? That's a permanent gutting. You don't get past that.

The secret ingredient…is Subaru

I like some Bob Seger, but you have to wade through some really bad shit if you're going to defend him. "Buy a Truck" was pretty bad and "Risky Business" gets old fast, but "Still the Same" is pretty great. "Night Boobs" holds up. I liked "Kathmandu" even if it's stupid. I'm going to go ahead and say Bob Seger has…

I remember Seth talking shit about them once in the OC. So, Seth from the OC has deemed them not cool.
Take that for what it's worth.

There is absolutely no chance in hell that we're winning the senate. None. I would love to be proven wrong, but the map doesn't lie. The democrats are defending 25 states, and the republicans are only defending 7. Many of the blue states in jeopardy are traditionally red or at the very least purple, while all seven of…

You can't fully appreciate the perverse spectacle unless you went, without a child to one of these things last year when they still had the elephants. Friend knew a clown so I got free tickets. From the protesters screaming at children entering the arena "They're strealing their babies", to the insanely pink…

I don't mind his lyrics, but the voice is not my cup of tea. I thought Wolf in White Van was a pretty decent novel though.

Nah. Take Pence.

Massive disagreement. I could take jokey candidates back then because I knew they weren't likely to be a factor. Now? They're a political reality.

You didn't catch the scene where Laurie Bream says "Peter Gregory is dead" no fewer than three times? After his gigantic funeral?
https://youtu.be/JW2-rGVw44A

Hilarious. Nothing funnier than joking about the Presidency in 2017.

She annoys me. She comes off as a grown up theater geek. I miss the days when SNL was filled with coked up alcoholics.

I want to make a joke about his career but every time I think about using one of his quotes I kind of want to kill myself.

He's right though. The premise is only a small part of the product. People forget that. And forgive me for quoting Steve Jobs, because I'm not a disciple by any means, but about 4 years ago I saw a great interview where he talked about the disease that certain types get where they think that a great idea is 90% of the…

Well the good news is he might go to one of those penile colonies that I've heard so much about.

The premise doesn't bother me. It doesn't interest me, but there are worse movies getting made. I'm probably going to skip this unless the trailer is absolutely awesome, but I wouldn't say we need to stop making any kind of movie.

Actually that depends on the state you live in. It's very affordable in New York where my dad had major work done that he otherwise could have never afforded. Maybe you live in a shitty state.

"Trump is only trying to get more attention for The Apprentice. He doesn't really want to be President."