He's a really cool dude. He gave me 20 minutes of his time when he could have left, listened to what I had to say as a know nothing 23 year old, offered advice and genuinely seemed to care about my thoughts and opinions on comedy, writing, whatever. It doesn't sound like much but he didn't have to do any of that and…

Yarrsterday.

Hm. I'll allow it.

The Soup wasn't ever about biting commentary. It was about making fun of reality shows. I think it ran it's course. In the end I was only watching it out of habit.

It happens, but not constantly. It's still shockingly high, with 4-5% reporting abuse, and I'm sure you can add another 5% that don't report, but it's not as if you get sentenced and immediately wind up with a dick in your ass. And given that he likely has a larger than normal audience outside of prison, the guards…

Donald Trump's Tiny Penis is most likely available and would probably instantly draw attention.

Do all band names suck now? Is that some kind of newly enacted law?

We're a generation that apparently feels the Power Rangers are for grown-ups, so at this point do whatever the fuck you want.

"It’s shot in a sort of shooter game first-person"

I think they knew there was a 40% chance they only had two episodes left and didn't want to risk ending the show while lost in a going nowhere plot.

It was met by meh because Jack Bauer wasn't involved. If the Bourne franchise has taught us anything, you don't just replace the face of the franchise by slapping the word 'Legacy' on the title and get to say you've fixed the problem.

One of these days they're going to end a series the way I've always wanted: Everybody dies as a comet strikes the Earth with absolutely no warning. It could happen on any show. And yet it never has.

No, you got it.

He's not a fan of Adolf Hitler though. I'd hate to be the man who tries to sell him on national socialism in mixed society.

I make a point not to marry how I feel about an artist's work and whether I'd like then. I don't love Colin Quinn's time on Weekend Update, but I've met the guy and I will knife fight anybody who says a bad word about the man. Doesn't make him my favorite comic, but he's an excellent human being.

Oh, I'm sure his takes would have been scathing. Biting satire at it's edgiest.

"he emerged, told reporters to turn their lights and cameras off, and answered questions in the dark, between two bushes, for about 10 minutes."

Better yet, make another X-Men movie and don't put him in it.

Personally I'd rather a biopic on one of those Bruce Li guys who filmed the knockoff Bruce Lee movies. There's probably some interesting shit going on there, right?

The hardest part is going to be finding the contractors who will build said mountain from scratch.